• Websites
  are so passé.

  Or so I keep telling myself.

• I promise
  I will design
  my new website
  this year.

  However, this seems entirely unlikely.

• A graphic designer
  without a website?

  And other strange tales.

• What was the point
  of clicking that link?

  It’s hard to say.

• 25 years later
  & still no website.

  Insert excuses here.

• I know:
  it’s disappointing.

  Smiley face?

• FAQ:
  Is this it?

  A: So it would seem.

• Don’t bother
  clicking everywhere.

  This is my website.

• So
  minimal,

  it hurts.